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More The latest installment of the SCARY MOVIE franchise includes send ups of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, MAMA, SINISTER, THE EVIL DEAD, INCEPTION, BLACK SWAN and pop culture featuring Ashley Tisdale, Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams, Molly Shannon, Terry Crews, Simon Rex, Jerry O' Connell, Sarah Hyland, Katrina Bowden, Tyler Posey, Shad Moss aka Bow Wow, Kate Walsh, Heather Locklear, Mac Miller and Mike Tyson.
(c) Weinstein Scary Movie 5 must be some kind of psychological experiment. Let me start off by saying that I knew this film was going to be horrible from the start.
So they’re going to spoof the Step Up movie franchise? According to Entertainment Weekly Scary Movie 5 will start production this summer.
Perhaps the filmmakers sat in a lab, rubbing their temples while wondering aloud how awful they could make a movie and still score at the box office. Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality. I had read reviews and knew it was bad, but being so infatuated with film and theater, I actually wanted to see the movie to diagnose exactly what made it so horrible.
They don't make a dunce cap big enough for individuals this idiotic. Scary Movie 5 - This may be one of the worst spoof movies I have ever seen! I will say that it is more clever than the hideous "30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" that came out earlier this year and attempted to make you laugh. Admittedly, there were some very rare parts of the movie that had a somewhat witty humor to it, but it was only once or twice, and weak at that.
It takes everything that was ever good or just decent about the other "Scary Movie" films and breaks the back of the franchise. I've seen worse films, but this is one of the worst this year by far. I seriously didn't think that a Scary Movie movie could have stooped down to the level of a Seltzer & Friedberg movie. The rest of the stupid slapstick humor was just so lame and dragging. Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital.
It's unfunny, crude, rude, and completely ridiculous. "A Haunted Mansion" is comedy gold when compared to this (and that's saying something, because A Haunted Mansion was awful as well). A Haunted Mansion managed to get a handful of laughs out of me (which I still feel guilty for); this movie didn't even crack a smirk on me. We could have rented "Epic" or "Pain & Gain" (I definitely would have picked Epic), but since the majority of the kids picked this it's what we had to watch (also, my little brother liked this movie, that's all you need to know seeing that he's the guy who also likes Epic Movie & Grown Ups). I can't even properly think how I can write down what I went through sitting through this crap! There are numerous pacing problems, terrible acting (even for what it was going for), jokes that are nothing more than pop culture gags that were clearly done in reference from Seltzer & Friedberg films, tons of inconsistencies, lack of logic or even brains, & some of the most awful casting choices I have ever seen (Ashley Tisdale? ) Also, RT, ask your editors to check the damn page here, the cast listed has actors that were never present throughout any of the movie. the pop culture references they choose to parody are stale and clichd by the time the movie comes out, and 2. If only they starred in it, rather than just be in it for 2 or 3 scenes, then the film might have been better. The film did have a few funny moments, but not a lot. Overall, there was almost no sophisticated or witty humor, horrid acting, and it was all just plain bad. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon.